"Clean hotel facilities. Rooms are clean, but bathrooms are only so-so."
"Friendly service, and excellent management." Average professionalism from poor housekeeping staff and mediocre reception.
"Good location, close to public transport. Decent, but pricey, parking." Good shopping, and reasonably central location. Good accessibility by car.
"Fast and cheap WiFi. Average wifi quality."
"Tasty yet pricey breakfasts."
"Medium sized, modern and clean rooms. Decent beds, TVs, and furniture." Decently-clean rooms with spacious bathrooms. Poor quality minibars and A/C. Great shower.
"Average sized rooms with typical beds, noise and comfort levels." Large bathrooms, but inadequate A/C.
"Beautiful grounds but poorly reviewed buildings." Unspectacular architecture.
"Bad overall dining experience with a bad menu." Unappetizing pork dishes and side dishes.